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                                                  Round 1
 
 1  On M*A*S*H, what was Radar O'Reilly's favorite drink? Grape nehi
 
 2  What is the first word in the U.S. Constitution?  We
 
 3  What New York Yankee did Gary Cooper portray in the film The Pride of The Yankees?    Lou Gehrig
 
 4  Who was the only POTUS survived by both his parents? John F. Kennedy
 
 5  From what planet did TV's Alf hail?   Melmac
 
 6  Who does Tybalt kill in his first duel in Romeo and Juliet?  Mercutio
 7  What renowned sporting event is played @ Roland Garros Stadium?   French Open

 

 8  The area that became Israel in 1948 had formerly been known as what?        Palestine
 
 9  What is another name for a wildebeest?     Gnu - who gnu that?
 
10  Which make of car did the Beach Boys sing about in 409?   This song describes the Chevrolet 409, named because of its huge 409 cubic-inch engine.
 
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                                               Round 2
 
 1  What Midnight Special disc jockey's real name was Robert Smith?        Wolfman Jack
 
 2  What does "zip" stand for in zip code?   Zone Iprovement Pan
 
 3  Who portrayed Babe Ruth in The Pride of The Yankees?   Babe Ruth
 
 4  Who was the first newspaper publisher elected POTUS?  Warren G. Harding
 
 5  Ed Begley, Jr. portrayed Dr. Victor Ehrlich from 1982 to 1988 on what TV show?          St. Elsewhere

 

 6  What magazine was founded by DeWitt Wallace in 1922?  Reader's Digest
 
 7  What is the term for free mailing privileges for politicians?     Franking; It's also the term used when Barney Frank bangs Congressional pages
 
 8  In what state was the Donner Party eaten?         California
 
 9  What color does a bride wear in China?  Red
 
10  Who was the first rock & roll artist to be honored by the U.S. Postal service w/a stamp (1993)?    Elvis Presley - should have been a "return to sender" stamp.
 
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                    Round 3 --Speed Round
 
Name the 10 Federal Holidays (according to: The United States Office of Personnel Management)
 
 1  New Year's Day
 2  Martin Luther King, Jr. Day
 3 Washington's Birthday (President's Day)
 4  Memorial Day
 5  Independence Day
 6  Labor Day
 7  Columbus Day
 8  Veterans Day
 9  Thanksgiving Day
10  Christmas Day
 
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And now it's time for Gay Doug's favorite moment of the Quizzo festivities -- the occasionally told, often reviled, often regretted, & mostly not-very-funny -- Robert's Internet Joke of the Week.   A  girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night & have dinner w/her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out & make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time & the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms & sex.
@ the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time & all.
That night, the boy shows up @ the girl's parents house & meets his girlfriend @ the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside & is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace & bows his head.
A minute passes, & the boy is still deep in prayer, w/his head down. 10 minutes pass, & still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes w/his head down, the girlfriend leans over & whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, & whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
 
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shout-out  What was the name of Chester A. Riley's daughter on TV's The Life of Riley?    Babs