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Round 1

1 Sex and the City originally aired on what network? HBO

2 During the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show, we saw Janet Jackson's titty. Who was it that tore off part of her top garment. Justin Timberlake

3 What sport uses a piece of equipment known as the Big Bertha made by Calloway? golf

4 On February 1, 1790, the U.S. Supreme Court convened in this American city for its first session. Philadelphia

5 On The Simpsons, what is Bart's middle name? It's not Jebediah. Jojo

6 Who wrote The Red Badge of Courage? Stephen Crane

7 Name the first James Bond movie to star Roger Moore as 007? Live and Let Die

8 According to the Discovery Channel, which of the 48 contiguous United States is the richest in pre-historic shark fossils? (hint: It's land-locked & borders a foreign nation). Montana

9 What is the name of the green dinosaur on Barney? Baby Bop

10 What group had a hit w/the album Dirt in 1994? This album included the song Would, one of their biggest hits. Alice in Chains

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Round 2

1 On Sex and the City, who played Carrie Bradshaw? Sarah Jessica Parker

2 Who was the first woman inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame? Aretha Franklin

3 In the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes, what kind of stuffed animal is Hobbes? Hobbes is a tiger

4 Who was the tanked captain of the infamous Exxon Valdez oil tanker? Joseph Hazelwood

5 What actor provided the voice of Gill in Finding Nemo? Willem Dafoe

6 Stephen Crane was a 24-year-old journalist who had never seen a battle, much less fought in one, yet he created a novel that would forever change the way Americans wrote about war, The Red Badge of Courage. What sport did the author credit as giving him an insight to war? Stephen Crane once said, "I believe that I get my sense of the rage of conflict on the football field. The psychology is the same."

7 Who was the Pittspurgh Penguins #1 draft pick in 1984? Mario Lemieux

8 What is the largest insect living today? The Goliath beetle is the largest insect living today.

9 Abu Sayyaf is a Muslim guerrilla terrorist group in what country? Philippines

10 This late, great singer had a #1 country record in 1979 w/the theme from the TV series The Dukes of Hazzard, for which he also did the narration. Waylon Jennings

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Round 3 The Speed Round

Ascorbic acid Vitamin C

Biotin Vitamin B7

Cyanocobalamin Vitamin B12

Ergocalciferol & Cholecalciferol Vitamin D

Folic Acid Vitamin B9

Naphthoquinone Vitamin K

Pantothenic acid Vitamin B5

Pyridoxine Vitamin B6

Niacin Vitamin B3

Riboflavin Vitamin B2

Retinoids (retinol, retinoids
& carotenoids) Vitamin A

Thiamine Vitamin B1

Tocopherol & Tocotrienol Vitamin E

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& now we've reached Gay Doug's favorite moment of the Quizzo festivities -- the occasionally told, sometims regrettable, often reviled, but mostly, not very funny -- Robert's Internet Joke of the Week. A blond called her pharmacist & asked him what she could do for her boyfriend's dandruff.

The druggist recommended Head & Shoulders. She called back a week later & asked, "How do you give someone shoulders?"

Did you hear about the blond girl who had 2 chances to get pregnant? She blew both of them

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shout-out What heavy-metal babe had a hit in the 1980s w/the song Kiss Me Deadly? Lita Ford

shout-out Actor Gary Cole played a crime-solving disc jockey in what 1980s TV series? Night Caller

shout-out In the film Office Space, what were the buttons on Jennifer Aniston's work suspenders called? flare

shout-out Disc jockey Doug Tracht is better known by what name? The Greaseman

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Round 4

1 To whom is Sarah Jessica Parker married? Matthew Broderick

2 What car company produces the Tribeca? It's the first Subaru built to seat more than 5 people.

3 What solo artist or group sang the theme song for Roger Moore's last James Bond film, A View to a Kill? Duran Duran

4 What Memphis, Tennessee hotel is famous for it's daily Duck March? The ducks parade daily on a red carpet in the lobby of The Peabody Hotel

5 What war gave us The Star Spangled Banner? The War of 1812

6 Who wrote Fear of Flying? Erica Jong

7 What was the name of Bill Clinton's dog? Buddy

8 What do we call the lake that Native Americans referred to as The Great Gitchee Gumee? Lake Superior

9 Who used shamrocks to teach pagans about the Holy Trinity? Saint Patrick

10 Paul Westerburg was the lead singer of what band from 1979 to 1991? The Replacements

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