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Round 1

1 What are the first names of the 2 main characters in Grease? Sandy & Danny

2 Mammoth Cave National Park is home to the longest recorded cave system in the world. In what state would you find it? Kentucky

3 On The Simpsons, What's the occupation of Krusty the Clown's father? He's a rabbi.

4 Name the Supreme Court Chief Justice who preceded William Renquist. Renquist replaced Warren Burger who retired in 1986.

5 What was the name of Mork & Mindy's son? Mearth

6 Who wrote The Metamorphosis? Franz Kafka

7 Many of the Gods of Greek & Roman mythology have corresponding names. ie: Zeus corresponds w/Jupiter. Aphrodite w/Venus, etc. However, only one god has the same name in both Greek & Roman mythology. Apollo

8 Tradition has it that the main flock of swallows arrives in Capistrano on this day, Saint Joseph's Day. Within 7 days, when is Saint Joseph's Day? (day & month) March 19

9 Olympus Mons is a volcano almost 3 times as tall as Mount Everest. Where would you find Olympus Mons? On Mars

10 In 1994, this band released their first album, American Thighs. The band is named after a character in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Veruca Salt

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Round 2

1 This comedian's death was falsely reported on Wikipedia last week (March 2007). Sinbad

2 What woman was Time's Man of the Year in 1952? QE II

3 Where does SpongeBob SquarePants work? The Krusty Krab

4 What 20th century president's administration endured the "Teapot Dome Scandal"? Warren G. Harding

5 On Mork & Mindy, what actor played Mearth? Mearth was played by one of Robin Williams inspirations, Jonathan Winters

6 What writer @ the age of 25, married his 13 year old cousin Virgina Clem? Edgar Allen Poe

7 If it was a numbered street, what # would Broad Street be? 14th

8 What country administers Greenland? Denmark

9 On Mohs' hardness scale a diamond is considered the hardest mineral on the planet. What's consiered the softest? Talc

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& now we've reached Gay Doug's favorite moment of the Quizzo festivities -- the occasionally told, sometims regrettable, often reviled, but mostly, not very funny -- Robert's Internet Joke of the Week. A man ran into his doctor's office one day, all excited. The nurse asked him what was wrong.
"I have something wrong w/my pecker," replied the man.
The nurse told him he couldn't enter the office yelling things about his private parts, & requested that he go outside, enter the office again, & say he had something wrong with, say, his ear.
The patient went outside & returned. "I have something wrong w/my ear."
"& what exactly is wrong w/your ear?" asked the nurse.
"I can't piss out of it," came the man's reply.

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shout-out What famous chick author served in the Civil War as a nurse? Louisa May Alcott

shout-out What species has the largest known sperm in the animal kingdom? the fruit fly

shout-out During the 1970s there was a cartoon character known as Magilla Gorilla. There was another cartoon featuring an over-sized monkey @ this time. What was his name? Grape Ape

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Round 4

1 Who provided the voice for Princess Fiona in the films Shrek & Shrek II? Cameron Diaz

2 What is the largest-selling daily newspaper in the nation? USA TODAY's daily circulation is approximately 2 million, making it the largest-selling daily newspaper in the nation.

3 On Seinfeld, what were the first names of George's parents? Estelle & Frank

4 More than 6,000 people lost their lives to a hurricane in 1900 in this Texas city. Galveston

5 What TV show, which ran from 1997 thru 2002, had the following 4 chick characters: Elaine, Georgia, Morgan, & Renee? Ally McBeal (Morgan was Nelle)

6 What beloved author created The Ugly Duckling & The Little Match Girl? Hans Christian Andersen

7 What is the Arabic word for "those who conduct a jihad"? Mujahideen

8 Within 10, in what year is Halley's Comet expected to return? (closest to the pin) 2061

9 Silver spotted skipper, Red admiral, & wood nymph are all types of what creature? Butterflies

10 Frank Beard is the only member of this band w/o a beard? ZZ Top

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