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& now we've reached Gay Doug's favorite moment of the Quizzo festivities -- the occasionally told, sometims regrettable, often reviled, but mostly, not very funny -- RIJotW. A brunette, a redhead, & a blond are stranded on a desert island 1,000 feet from civilization. The brunette swam out 100 feet, got tired, & drowned. The redhead swam out 300 feet, got tired, & drowned. The blond, being a better swimmer, swam out 500 feet, got tired, & swam back.
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shout-out Between 1811 & 1866, the capital of Cambodia ping-ponged between Oudong & this city. Phnom Penh
shout-out What is Will Smith's given first name? Williard
shout-out By area, name the largest Central American country. Nicaragua
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1 For her perfomance in Rosemary's Baby, this broad earned a Best Supporting Actress Oscar. A clue: She has 2 first names. Ruth Gordon
2 What major exhibit can be seen @ Philadelphia's Franklin Institute from February of this year thru September? King Tut
3 What European capital's name means Black Pool? Dublin
4 John Nance Garner is most closely associated w/what fluid? Garner is most noted for saying the vice presidency wasn't worth "a warm bucket of spit," although reporters allegedly changed the spelling of the last word for print. spit
5 In what 2006 Oscar nominated film did Owen Wilson play Lightning McQueen? Cars
6 What 1897 horror novel starts w/the embarrassingly dull first line: "3 May. Bistritz. Left Munich at 8:35 p.m., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late." Dracula
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* After cannonballs appeared to bounce off her hull during the War of 1812, what U.S. frigate was nicknamed Old Ironsides? USS Constitution