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                                                 Round 1
 
 1  Who is the Democratic nominee for Mayor of Philadelphia?  Michael Nutter
 
 2  A romance language is derived from what original language?  Latin
 
 3  In 1994, this band released their first album, American Thighs. The band is named after a character in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.     Veruca Salt
 
 4  What 20th century POTUS's administration endured the Teapot Dome Scandal?Warren G. Harding
 
 5  What artist painted 100 Soup Cans?            Andy Warhol
 
 6  Who wrote The Metamorphosis?        Franz Kafka
 
 7  This artist comitted suicide in 1890, shortly after painting Wheat Field with Crows?      Vincent Van Gogh
 
 8  What country administers Greenland?  Denmark
 
 9  What does a lepidopterist study? A lepidopterist is a scientist who specializes in the study of moths & butterflies.
 
10  Who am I?  Avril Lavigne
 
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                                                   Round 2
 
 1  In what year is the next leap year?    2008
 
 2  Election trivia: In the 2000 New Hampshire primaries, name either the Democrat winner or the Republican winner.    On February 1, 2000, John McCain swamped George W. Bush in the New Hampshire primary; on the Democratic side, Al Gore defeated Bill Bradley.
 
 3  What Tom Cruise film is based on the Spanish-language film Open Your Eyes.      Vanilla Sky
 
 4  "Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce...", is (was?) an ad campaign for what company?  Burger King
 
 5  In 1998 this group released their debut album, Behind the Front. A more recent album is entitled Monkey Business.  Black Eyed Peas
 
 6  In soccer, what country has won the most World Cups?  Brazil (4)
 
 7  Created in 1881, this National Historic Landmark in Margate is the World's Largest Elephant? What's her name?   Born in 1881, Lucy is a National Historic Landmark in Margate.
 
 8  What body of water borders Saudi Arabia to the East? Persian Gulf
 
 9  Olympus Mons is a volcano almost 3 times as tall as Mount Everest. Where would you find Olympus Mons?  On Mars
 
10  This rapper made his big-screen debut in the 1991 film, Boyz N the Hood?            Ice Cube
 
               =====   Round 3 The Speed Round     = = = = = =
 
& now it's time for Gay Doug's favorite moment of the Quizzo festivities -- the occasionally told, sometimes regrettable, often reviled, but mostly, not very funny -- Robert's Internet Joke of the Week.  A newlywed couple checked into a quiet, out-of-the way lakeside hotel. The clerk & the bellhop tip broad winks @ each other, smiling in anticipation of the honeymoon antics to come. But lo & behold, in the middle of the newlywed's first night, who but the groom tromps down the stairs fully laden w/his fishing gear! The manager can't believe it. This happens again on the 2nd night & again on the 3rd night. The manager can contain his curiousity no longer.
"Your fishing in the middle of the night on your honeymoon?
Why aren't you making love to your new wife?"
The groom looked bewildered when he first heard the question from
the motel manager. "Make love to her? Oh no, I couldn't do that. She's
got gonorrhea."
Embarassed silence. Oh. Well, what about anal sex?" the manager asked.
"Oh no, I couldn't do that. She's got diarrhea!"
"I see," the manager said. "Well, there is always oral sex."
"Oh no. She's got pyorrhea as well!"
"Gonorrhea, diarrhea, & pyorrhea! Why, may I ask, did you marry her?"
"Because she also has worms & I just love to fish!"
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shout-out   What Seattle-based glam/punk band, which played from 1988 to 1990, contributed 2 members to Pearl Jam?  Jeff Ament & Stone Gossard were in Mother Love Bone
shout-out   What state has supplied the most Speakers of the House w/8?   Massachusetts
shout-out  What nickname has been given to food that has been genetically modified?  Frankenfood
 
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                                       Round 4
 
 1  What beverage was famous chicken-hawk Michael Jackson hawking when he was almost killed in 1984?        Pepsi
 
 2  What automobile translates roughly from Latin as "I roll?"? Volvo. I had a girlfriend w/a red volvo
 
 3  What is the largest amount of money in coins you can have, w/o being able to make change for a dollar.   $1.19   (3 quarters, 4 dimes, & 4 pennies)
 
 4  More than 6,000 people lost their lives to a hurricane in 1900 in this Texas city.    Galveston
 
 5  Frank Beard is the only member of this band w/o a beard? ZZ Top
 
 6  What beloved author created The Ugly Duckling & The Little Match Girl?    Hans Christian Andersen
 
 7  Many of the Gods of Greek & Roman mythology have corresponding names. ie: Zeus corresponds w/Jupiter. Aphrodite w/Venus, etc. However, only one god has the same name in both Greek & Roman mythology.  Apollo
 
 8  What's the highest mountain in Africa?       Mount Kilimanjaro
 
 9  On Mohs' hardness scale a diamond is considered the hardest mineral on the planet. What's consiered the softest?     Talc
 
10  Who am I?  John Stewart
              
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