Round 1
 1  What film are you watching if you see Gabrielle Union doing a striptease, Jet Li using a dwarf as a weapon, & DMX riding an ATV over rooftops?    Cradle 2 the Grave
 
 2  Named for the doctor who coined the expression in a book of the same name, this law or maxim decrees that, "In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence."   The Peter Principle
 
 3  What 1989 Ron Howard Oscar-nominated film, w/a 1-word title, opens w/characters singing verses of The Diarrhea Song?   Parenthood
 
 4  What American patriot is best known for these final words which he may not have actually said, "I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country"?    Nathan Hale was hung as a spy in 1776.
 
 5  Who plays the title character in the 2003 joint Bruce Almighty?    Jim Carrey 
 
 6  Who is the only Yiddish language author to win the Nobel Prize for Literature?   Isaac Bashevis Singer
 
 7  This type of music which originated in the mid-19th century in Bohemia, gets its name from the Czech word for "half" referring to a half rhythm in the music.    polka
 
 8  As most of you know, the Phillies entered the record books Sunday by becoming the first Major League Baseball team to lose 10,000 games. Which current MLB franchise is 2nd w/@ least 9,681 losses?    The Atlanta Braves
 
 9  Individuals w/this type blood are often called universal donors.   Peoples w/type O negative blood are universal donors.
 
10  Identify the picture.
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                                                        Round 2
 1  What current branch of the U.S. military was a corps of only 50 soldiers when World War I broke out?             The U.S. Air Force
 
 2  25% of the Nobel Prizes for Literature have gone to works written in English, but another country -- not English speaking -- holds the distinction of being home to the most winners of the Nobel Prize for Literature.    France
 
 3  What 2000 Oscar-nominated film prominently features a hair care product called Dapper Dan?    O Brother, Where Art Thou
 
 4  In addition to leading his country from 1922 until his death in 1953, this jerk also co-wrote the country's national anthem.    Joe Stalin
 
 5  Who plays the title character in the 2007 joint Evan Almighty?    Steve Carell
 
 6  In this Italian film, Philippe Noiret portrays real-life exiled Chilean poet Pablo Neruda who befriends some loser & inspires in him a love of poetry.          Il Postino
 
 7  What Saudi Arabian city was the birthplace of the prophet Muhammad?       Mecca
 
 8  In the anthem America The Beautiful, what color are the "waves of grain?"   amber
 
 9  This 6-letter word is the only rock that floats in water?    pumice
 
10  Identify the picture.
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                                        Round 3 The Speed Round
 
Boston Red Sox                          Fenway Park                            1912
Chicago Cubs                              Wrigley Field                           1914      $.25 million
New York Yankees                      Yankee Stadium                       1923
Washington Nationals                  RFK Stadium                            1961
Los Angeles Dodgers                   Dodger Stadium                       1962
New York Mets                           Shea Stadium                           1964
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim   Angel Stadium of Anaheim        1966
Oakland Athletics                       McAfee Coliseum                      1966
Kansas City Royals                      Kauffman Stadium                    1973
Minnesota Twins                        Metrodome                                1982
 
Toronto Blue Jays                      Rogers Centre                           1989 $570 million
Tampa Bay Devil Rays                 Tropicana Field                         1990
Chicago White Sox                     U.S. Cellular Field                     1991
Baltimore Orioles                        Oriole Field at Camden Yards   1992
Florida Marlins                           Dolphin Stadium                       1993
Cleveland Indians                       Jacobs Field                            1994
Texas Rangers                            Rangers Ballpark in Arlington   1994
Colorado Rockies                         Coors Field                              1995
Atlanta Braves                            Turner Field                             1996
Arizona Diamondbacks                 Chase Field                              1998
 
Seattle Mariners                         Safeco Field                            1999 $517 million
Detroit Tigers                             Comerica Park                          2000
Houston Astros                           Minute Maid Park                      2000
San Francisco Giants                  AT&T Park                                2000
Milwaukee Brewers                     Miller Park                               2001
Pittsburgh Pirates                        PNC Park                                 2001
Cincinnati Reds                           Great American Ball Park          2003
Philadelphia Phillies                     Citizens Bank Park                   2004
San Diego Padres                        PETCO Park                              2004
St. Louis Cardinals                      Busch Stadium                          2006
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& now it's time for Gay Doug's favorite moment of the Quizzo festivities -- the occasionally told, sometimes regrettable, often reviled, but mostly, not very funny -- Robert's Internet Joke of the Week.  After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed.
He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not @ all," she says, nibbling away @ his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery."
 
Did you hear about the Polish girl who had 2 chances to get pregnant?
She blew both of them.
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shout-out  In the late 1990s, inspired by the success of Planet Hollywood, Claudia Schiffer, Naomi Campbell, & Elle McPherson opened this themed restaurant chain that soon fizzled.  Fashion Cafe
 
shout-out  Visiting Crave.Honda.Com will send web browsers to a page about what vehicle?  CR-V
 
shout-out  On what gaming system did Madden NFL originally run?   Apple II
 
shout-out  Named for an island, what Kurt Vonnegut book features people who have sex w/the soles of their feet?    Galapogos
 
shout-out  What creature would you find on a label of Bacardi?  a bat
 
shout-out  What species has the largest known sperm in the animal kingdom?   the fruit fly
 
shout-out  In the film Office Space, what were the buttons on Jennifer Aniston's work suspenders called?   flare
 
shout-out  Bob Carlisle won a Grammy in 1998 for co-writing & singing this song which contains the lyric "Walk beside the pony, Daddy, it's my first ride."
"I know the cake looks funny, Daddy, but I sure tried."    Butterfly Kisses
 
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                                                        Round 4
 
 1  By now, most of us have heard of Cindy Sheehan. What is the name of her son who was killed in Iraq?    Casey
 
 2  If it had actually been published, what would have been the 4-word title of OJ Simpson's hypothetical confession book?    If I Did It
 
 3  What is a scratch golfer's handicap?      zero
 
 4  Which of Henry VIII's wives gave birth to Elizabeth I?       Anne Boleyn
 
 5  Name the Oscar winner who portrayed God in both Almighty films,    Morgan Freeman 
 
 6  Who am I? @ age 15, I left home for a life of vagrancy. @ 19 I hit the books & wound up @ Cal Berkeley. I dropped out to search for gold in the Yukon, found none, & by 1913 I was one of the highest paid, most read authors around. 3 years later I committed suicide @ the age of 40. Who am I?    Jack London
 
 7  What church lady was paid $75,000 to let A Current Affair televise her wedding in 1993?     Tammy Faye Bakker
 
 8  What tenor received a record 165 curtain calls @ a Berlin opera house in 1988?  Luciano Pavarotti
 
 9  What process involves treating rubber w/sulphur to harden it? Vulcanizing or vulvanization
 
10  Identify the picture.
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